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Artist Training Grounds 3 by minimoose772 Artist Training Grounds 3 by minimoose772
"I'M HELPING!"

Oh, Sweetie Belle, you just want the love of your big sister, but you're doing it wrong.

... And Rarity, stop taking advantage of her, she's not an object to bludgeon poor griffons with, geeze.

(if I were faster I would have finished this for the actual ATG, but alas I was only able to submit the sketch).
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Day 3: Who Are You Calling a Dweeb?!

War. War never changes. Even when it involves diminutive technicolor equines and baked goods instead of bullets, even when it finally gives you the chance to make that Fallout reference you've always wanted to try, it's still hell. Your commanders patted you on the back and told you that your training was complete. Maybe you even believed them, just a little. But now, surrounded by the burst of jam filled water balloons, comrades on the floor covered in whip cream, you realize what a foal you've been.

And now you've caught yourself making pony puns. Well that's just super. Instinct kicks in, and you narrowly dodge another pastry barrage and make your way farther into the battlefield. Little skirmishes start up all around you. There's no way forward, no way back. Suddenly, a griffon drops to the ground in front of you, bowling you over and leering derisively. You try to crawl away, to find safety, but she towers over you, pulling out a pair of foam daggers, which she grips effortlessly in her very handlike front claws. Oh, you cheating mother f--


"Yo, dweeb! Hurry up and taking your beating like a good little pony, I've got places to be!"\


Wait, what did she just call you? Oh, it. Is. On.

Assignment: Draw a pony dueling
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:icondarkprince2007:
DarkPrince2007 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'M HELPING... HAHA, I'LL BE HONEST, THAT KILLED ME... :rofl:
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:iconlordserperior:
Lordserperior Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha:iconlaughingplz:
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:iconcaspermycat2:
caspermycat2 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
hahaaha
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:iconsnid3r:
SNID3R Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
"Sis,I'm not your arms-_-;"
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:iconsouthpony98:
southpony98 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's awful poor Sweetie Belle
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:iconbezthepez:
BEZthePEZ Featured By Owner May 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*Sprites from ReBoot* - WE ARE HELPING! WE ARE HELPING!
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:iconmachopony:
MachoPony Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You know you're f***ed when someone uses a sweetie bell on you!!
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:iconminimoose772:
minimoose772 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
She'll leave your head ringing!
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:iconsupertamaru:
SuperTamaru Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sweetie Bell is now the ultimate weapon of choise.
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:iconud-the-imp:
Ud-the-Imp Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
Sweetieabuse + Gilda thrashing. NICE! XD
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:icontemplar127:
templar127 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
"I'M A HIT YOU WITH MAH MARSHMALLOW!"

XD
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:icontheorak:
Theorak Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012
Her cutie mark should be a mace.
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:iconprincessofdestiny114:
Sweetie Belle is incredibly good at destruction.
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:iconultrathehedgetoaster:
UltraTheHedgetoaster Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
......

wow. :O_o:

That's ... deep, man. :O

That's totally her special talent, and I didn't even realize it untill now. :noes:
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:iconprincessofdestiny114:
Her cutie mark is going to be a wrecking ball. Singing? Pfft. Adorable disaster!
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:iconultrathehedgetoaster:
UltraTheHedgetoaster Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Well, she could always try to use her singing voice for breaking glass! =P
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:iconbb-k:
BB-K Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh dear, that is gonna be painful for Sweetie Belle. :(
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:iconscarletmarine:
ScarletMarine Featured By Owner May 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Yeah, poor Sweetie Belle.
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:iconabronyaccount:
ABronyAccount Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
"And then she just kept screaming all day. Like, what's up with THAT?"
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:icongeneralrex:
GeneralRex Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
gah!

that is not the way you use your dictionary!

lol very cute, love how Sweetie doesn't seem to mind that she's become a weapon =P
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:iconmyminiatureequine:
MyMiniatureEquine Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How does she... no magic... but her hooves...

Talking ponies. Buck logic.
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:iconminimoose772:
minimoose772 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Static charge from the hair, hooves become magnets.

Achieving greater understanding through science and ponies.
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:iconiamtheverybadartist:
IAmTheVeryBadArtist Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU. MAY. JUST. HAVE. BECOME. BEST. PONY. FROM. ONE. SENTENCE. 
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:iconkhandimahn:
KhandiMahn Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
BWAHAHAHA!
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:icondarkkitsuneshinigami:
Rarity! You are holding her wrong! Sweetie Bell's head is a lot harder than her tail. And she has a HORN. This should be obvious.
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:iconmelonhunter:
MelonHunter Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is wonderfully, hilariously dark. Rarity's gone off the deep end, this time!
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:iconrazedrainbow:
RazedRainbow Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA INFLICTORS!!! YAY!!!
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:iconcharginchuck:
CharginChuck Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
I know Gilda is mean and all, but beating her with a dictionary? That's just plain harsh.
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:iconminimoose772:
minimoose772 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
But if she needs to amend the dictionary to write in a new definition of what the word 'pain' is, think of the convenience factor. Rarity is a sophisticated and considerate mare.
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:icondr-dippy:
Dr-Dippy Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
What would a cutiemark for being a blunt instrument even look like
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:iconminimoose772:
minimoose772 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
It would be a tiny Sweetie Belle. Ponyception!
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:iconanon7311:
anon7311 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Sledgehammer or Jeremy Clarkson.
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:iconminimoose772:
minimoose772 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Top Gear?
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:iconanon7311:
anon7311 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012
+1 internet to you.
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